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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Welcome to Alchemy Mindworks' web page. We invite you to check out Graphic Workshop, the Windows image management package; GIF Construction Set, the world's most popular web page animator; Presentation Wizard, Screen Saver Construction Set, Animation Workshop, The Ultimate Screen Clock, Calendar Wizard, Steven William Rimmer's novels and a lot more.

We've been creating innovative software since 1988.



Heisenberg may have slept here.



the camera never lies, but the digital photo retouching software has been known to fib now and then
Let Graphic Workshop Professional preview images; resize them for your web page; fine-tune your pictures; print your photographs and much more. Download an evaluation copy of Graphic Workshop and see what it can do for you.
Trust no one... 'specially the author of these secret message windows.
Read Steven William Rimmer's breathtaking new novel Legacy and enjoy a free registered copy of Alchemy Mindworks' Pagan Daybook 3 calendar and screen saver application.
Don't steal - the government hates competition.
Add sophisticated new animation features to GIF Construction Set Professional and PNG/MNG Construction Set. Make your web pages dance like a prima ballerina on steroids.
Never underestimate the power of fools in large numbers.
Build ads, banners and other commercial animations in minutes, even if you can't tell a control block from an elephant without consulting the documentation. We invite you to download an evaluation copy.
A man without a god is like a fish without a bicycle.
The Ultimate Screen Clock will set your system clock to the accuracy of an atomic standard, keep track of your important events and display a cool selection of graphic clocks on your desktop and as a Windows screen saver. Download an evaluation copy — time waits for no one.
Even in a tie, a race between a frog and a pickup truck typically involves the frog losing.
Own the GIF animator that's made more web pages dance, flash, jump, scroll and catch the eyes of web surfers than any other package on the planet. Download an evaluation copy of GIF Construction Set Professional to see what it can do for your page.
Madness takes its toll - please have exact change.
Build self-running slide shows, clickable presentations, distributable brochures and all the other Windows multimedia electronic documents you can dream up with Presentation Wizard. No nasty digital stuff or complicated incantations required.
Liberals - can't understand 'em, can't trust 'em, can't see their reflections in a mirror.
Lose yourself in the wanton splendor of Victorian painting with Alchemy Mindworks' Indecent Images CD-ROMs. These paintings make breathtaking wallpaper and screen savers, too.

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